December 29, 2003

The Stereotypes Are True

Coming back here has made me real­ize how insane the dri­vers are in Hong Kong. It takes as much guts to walk down the street as it does to drive, back there. The peo­ple with cars are amaz­ing at maneu­vers, and there’s a lot of forc­ing into lines since peo­ple will gen­er­ally not let some­one in (although it’s much, much worse in China). I think I under­stand the basis behind the entire bad Chinese dri­ver stereo­type; since the cost of own­ing a car is very high (gas prices are three times as expen­sive than they are here, park­ing is pricey and not even a guar­an­teed spot), peo­ple never learn how to drive until they leave Hong Kong. However, at this point, they’re too old to really become good at dri­ving, and fol­low the more aggres­sive rules of the road they grew up with.

December 28, 2003

What I Learn From Rushing

I can now shave per­fectly with­out a mirror.

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December 28, 2003

So I Bought A Lot Of Stuff

Finally, finally got back after a gru­el­ing day of trav­el­ing. It’s much faster (about six hours) to fly east home than it is to fly west to Hong Kong, some­thing about wind cur­rents. It feels weird to be leav­ing Hong Kong at 1:30 pm local time, and then arrive home at 2:30 pm local time.

Got caught at cus­toms, although I feigned extreme igno­rance, played it cool, and the cus­toms guard let me off pretty easy. I still had to pay tax on the things I bought, although at a reduced rate, and got a warn­ing. Actually, I still ended up sneak­ing a bunch of (non-illegal) things in any­way. Now I’m $200 wiser.

It’s a funny feel­ing to get “caught” at some­thing like this. There’s no per­se­cu­tion, worst case is just a heavy fine. Yet being chal­lenged about how hon­est I am just makes me feel bad any­way. I’ve always hated, hated, get­ting in trou­ble (or caught at least), even if the con­se­quence is just a lec­ture. It’s com­pletely oppo­site of John; he would just pay the fine, admit that he’s wrong, and think noth­ing of it. I think that I just can’t stand the idea of some­one not lik­ing me, whereas John has absolutely no prob­lem with that.

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December 28, 2003

The Largest Bronze Buddha

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A look at the worlds largest bronze Buddha located in Hong Kong. It’s perched at the top of a moun­tain range, and can be seen from extremely far away. As one dri­ves up to the moun­tain, the out­line is vis­i­ble against the sky from an hour away. It’s an amaz­ing piece of con­struc­tion; the inside is hol­low, where peo­ple can set up longevity tablets, and there are three floors of Buddhist murals. Some of the best feng shui in Hong Kong is in that area.

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December 25, 2003

Christmas In Hong Kong

This is where every store has a set of Christmas lights, thou­sands of sparks dan­gling from the awnings. This is where the sub­way is packed with peo­ple, all wear­ing their party clothes, try­ing to meet up with their friends and fam­ily. Where the cross har­bour build­ings have gigan­tic, mov­ing pic­tures on their sides, cre­ated from intri­cately set lights and timers. Where there’s eupho­ria in the air and shop­ping bags in hand. This is where the jew­ellery store guards have traded in their berets for santa hats.

This is Christmas in Hong Kong.

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December 22, 2003

Trip To Macau

Going to take a trip to Macau for two days. It’s another colony of China like Hong Kong, although it was for­merly Portugese, and they also speak Cantonese there. I’m get­ting there by ship.

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December 22, 2003

Cause You’re Not Right

I hate it when peo­ple tell me what I should be like, espe­cially if the per­son thinks they have the right to say some­thing just because they’re older than me. No I don’t need a bet­ter sense of direc­tion, no I don’t know what that word defen­es­trate is, no I don’t care who won the Battle of Antietam. I spend enough energy try­ing to improve myself in ways which I deem are impor­tant now or in the future, I don’t need some­one else telling me to improve myself in ways they think are impor­tant. Unless I have a solid, well founded respect for some­one, I don’t give a fuck what they think peo­ple should be like.

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December 21, 2003

A Trip To Beijing

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The first thing that I noticed when I arrived in Beijing were all the bikes. There are large, sep­a­rate bus lanes that peo­ple were using, even in weather close to freez­ing. One can tell that the peo­ple there grew up with bikes all their lives sim­ply from how com­fort­able they were rid­ing them. Some had large propane tanks or oil drums strapped to one side and didn’t seem to notice. Friends will travel with the rid­ers by sit­ting on the back plat­form with their legs dan­gling out to one side, hands in their pock­ets, not need­ing to hold onto any­thing for sta­bil­ity. Some peo­ple have their busi­nesses run from their bikes; a small cart is attached, an oil drum is placed inside, and a fire can be started inside the oil drum to cook sweet pota­toes or chest­nuts. The ven­dors can ride around, and choose a bet­ter loca­tion when­ever busi­ness is slow at one.


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From what I can tell, Beijing is as devel­oped as Hong Kong, except it’s more dif­fuse. There are tiny back alleys and run down apart­ments next to fancy restau­rants. There’s quite a large gap between upper income and lower income fam­i­lies. Just walk­ing off a bus at any tourist spot, one will be approached by hordes of ped­dlers, shout­ing at you to look at their hand held wares, such as cheap watches out of suit­cases, pressed flow­ers, or lit­tle dolls. They’ll fol­low you around, right back to a bus some­times, and try to get in the faces of every­one they can. One ped­dler was try­ing to sell things while her lit­tle boy was run­ning around, and she had to stop approach­ing peo­ple every now and then to make sure he was okay. It’s hard to imag­ine some­one stand­ing in one place all day, barely mak­ing money from cheap, shitty items, but with no other choice.

The peo­ple can be crude, but are friendly. Parks are very social, and peo­ple will gather there to play cards, sing songs together, prac­tice some danc­ing or Tai Chi, even play a few racket sports. Some older men like to prac­tice cal­lig­ra­phy on the ground, using big brushes and a bucket of water. The let­ters are large and beau­ti­ful, and in the win­ter, they freeze and begin to sparkle.


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Thumbnail: Forbidden City 1
Thumbnail: Forbidden City 1

The entire Forbidden City is an amaz­ing piece of archi­tec­ture. Walking into it is like walk­ing into a cas­tle, due to the scale of the open areas and orna­men­ta­tion. One can def­i­nitely under­stand how an emperor would have ruled from such a place when com­ing into the gigan­tic south­ern court­yard, where offi­cials had to walk through to brief him on the lat­est events.


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Thumbnail: Tienanmen Square 1

Right next to the Forbidden City is Tienanmen Square, where the pre­served body of Mao Tse Tung is stored. To visit the body, peo­ple line up around the square, some­times for more than an hour, to get a chance to see the leader of the Cultural Revolution. Loudspeakers pro­claim the rules for vis­it­ing, while troops with mega­phones are con­stantly telling the crowd how to line up cor­rectly. The square is extremely busy with peo­ple walk­ing back and forth, a few of them fly­ing kites. It’s very heav­ily patrolled, and there just hap­pened to be a march­ing line of troops when I was there.


Thumbnail: Great Wall Of China 1
Thumbnail: Great Wall Of China 1
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Thumbnail: Great Wall Of China 1

I hap­pened to visit one of the newer parts of the Great Wall, which was only about 600–800 years old. The steps are of uneven height, and the sec­tion I climbed was very steep; just look­ing down was dizzy­ing. I thought that it was hard enough just going past a few watch­tow­ers, so I can’t even imag­ine what build­ing the entire thing would be like. I can’t def­i­nitely see the strate­gic advan­tage of such a wall though, since the view from only half-way up a moun­tain was amazing.


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Thumbnail: 500 Lions bridge 1
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An inter­est­ing place I had a chance to visit was the 500 Lions Bridge (or Marco Polo Bridge). There are 500 lions on the bridge walls, look­ing inwards, each one dif­fer­ent from the next. It was the start­ing point of the first shots fired by the Japanese on July 7th, 1937, which led China into World War II. Most of the road has been refin­ished, although a sec­tion has been left untouched and one can see that the pave­ment has been so weath­ered that it’s dif­fi­cult to walk on.


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The Summer Palace (or the Garden of Nurtured Harmony in Chinese) is the place where the emperor and his fam­ily could stay dur­ing the sum­mer, where it remains fairly cool. Even in the win­ter it looks beau­ti­ful, as all the water has turned to ice.


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Thumbnail: Food street 1
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Food Street is a huge row of ven­dors in down­town Beijing, sell­ing assorted types of foods, although mostly meat. Each lit­tle busi­ness has two red lamps above their huts, and usu­ally con­sists of three employ­ees (one will do the shout­ing to attract cus­tomers, one will do the cook­ing, one will accept the money). The food is usu­ally on a kebab skewer, and can be flame roasted or deep fried. As can be seen in the sec­ond pic­ture, there are prices for “Fried Silk-worm” (the brown, maggot-like things second-left on the top row), “Dog-meat bunch”, and “Fresh-rabbit bunch”, although there are things such as squid, locusts, and scor­pi­ons avail­able as well. Some of the ven­dors are Turkish, who mod­er­ately speak Mandarin, and roll their tongues to stand out from the other ven­dors. A pop­u­lar treat is the stick of fruit, which is slightly glazed like candy apples. Traditionally, it’s the Chinese date (the small, round, red fruit) that’s used, although peo­ple now use straw­ber­ries, kiwi, etc.


Being able to travel to a place so rich with his­tory was great. I’ve been to places such as Budapest, Sydney, and Banff before, but I barely remem­ber any­thing about them. To be hon­est, I don’t care that I’ve for­got­ten almost every­thing about my pre­vi­ous trav­els because they were all mean­ing­less to me at the time. In this trip, how­ever, there was pur­pose, and I wanted to learn about my his­tory, and how it has shaped my life today. It’s taken me a while to mature enough to appre­ci­ate his­tory and cul­ture of other places, and if I were to travel back to a coun­try that I’ve been to before, I’m sure I’d see it in a dif­fer­ent light now.

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December 19, 2003

The Self

I don’t know if you have ever observed this strange thing, the self. Often the more you look the more it doesn’t seem to be like it, and the more you look the more it isn’t it.

If you con­cen­trate on look­ing at your­self, you will find that your self will grad­u­ally sep­a­rate into many star­tling forms. So if I have to make a sum­mary of myself, it ter­ri­fies me. I don’t know which of the many faces rep­re­sents me more and the more closely I look the clearer the trans­for­ma­tions become, and finally only bewil­der­ment remains.

—nar­ra­tor, Soul Mountain

Out of the few things that I do well, it’s know­ing myself that I take the most pride in.

Or believ­ing that I know myself at least.

I often feel as if I know myself enough to under­stand the work­ings of my sub­con­scious. I think it’s ludi­crous when some­one tells me that they have me “fig­ured out” and this image they have of me isn’t the same as my own image of myself.

Yet how do I know which is cor­rect? As a human, one is nat­u­rally biased when look­ing at any­thing, and when look­ing at one­self this bias becomes even worse. The most that one can do is rec­og­nize one’s bias, and present it so that oth­ers can under­stand the per­spec­tive of each opinion.

All that I can say for sure is that I will never be cor­rect in what I think of myself. Everything that I speak about, when relat­ing to my per­son­al­ity, my ideas, my thoughts, my mind­set, might be totally wrong.

And know­ing this has become more impor­tant than know­ing myself.

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December 19, 2003

Speaking Price

Bargaining (trans­lated lit­er­ally as “speak price”) is com­mon at the smaller shops in Hong Kong. Prices are marked up actu­ally, because the pro­pri­etors know that peo­ple will try to bar­gain. I’m not very good at it myself, since I’m not con­fi­dent enough in my Cantonese. Lots of my fam­ily mem­bers are known to be extremely good bar­gain­ers, each with their own unique style.

My dad is the “friendly” bar­gainer, where he’ll try to get on the good side of the per­son try­ing to sell him things. He’ll say that he’s been giv­ing the store good busi­ness for years, and that he’ll get his friends to shop there as well if he can get a dis­count. One time he even got the price low­ered on a com­puter he was about to purchase.

My mother is the “bluff” bar­gainer. She’ll make a good guess as to how much an item cost the retailer to pur­chase (with her life­time of shop­ping exper­tise), and ask for a lit­tle more than that price. The retailer, barely mak­ing any money from such a price, will no doubt ask for some­thing much higher. My mom might budge a lit­tle, but not enough to make the retailer happy, so she’ll start to walk away with an air of indif­fer­ence on her face (after all, this is Hong Kong, and if one can’t get some­thing for a low price at one store, one can walk two steps and have another shot at it). The retailer will often chase her out to the street, and agree to her price.

My grand­mother was known as the “old per­son with no job” bar­gainer. She could stay inside a store for more than half an hour, just try­ing to get some­one to agree to her price. She would ana­lyze all the vari­ables in an item, such as the make, qual­ity, dura­bil­ity, colour, neces­sity, etc. Then she would try to con­vince the retailer that it’s only worth so much based on each vari­able, and stand rock solid on this price. Eventually, the store owner would be so fed up with the every­thing that he or she would usu­ally agree just to get her out of the store.

One day I’m going to be the “dairy” bar­gainer, and known as the per­son who tries to get dis­counts by offer­ing ice-cream and a cow.

December 19, 2003

The Crematorium

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I had the chance to visit the cre­ma­to­rium where the ashes of my mater­nal grand­par­ents are stored. On look­ing out to one of the hills in the ceme­tery, one can see that it’s lit­er­ally cov­ered with graves. Burial is being replaced by cre­ma­tion nowa­days, due to the lengthy pro­ce­dure and high cost of main­tain­ing a grave. People have begun to accept cre­ma­tion more and more as a dig­ni­fied way to be pre­served. My grand­par­ents share the same tablet, which has golden let­ter­ing and is very respectable.

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When I was young, I looked up to my grand­fa­ther the most. He was the smartest per­son I knew, and taught me lots of lit­tle odds and ends. He was born and raised in China, and entered one of the few uni­ver­si­ties there after high school. Being able to attend uni­ver­sity was quite an accom­plish­ment back then, and he only had one year left before the civil war broke out. He joined the ill-fated Nationalist side, where he would have had a chance at being a com­mis­sioned offi­cer had there not been a need for English speak­ing Chinese peo­ple. He spoke English flu­ently, so he was used as a trans­la­tor for the British troops. He was shot in the arm once, which he recov­ered from, and fled to Hong Kong to avoid pros­e­cu­tion when the war was over. There he met and mar­ried my grand­mother, who was born and raised in Hong Kong, fled to Viet Nam dur­ing the Japanese inva­sion, but came back to Hong Kong once it was over. My grand­fa­ther assumed a career as a mete­o­rol­o­gist, and my grand­mother became a house­wife to three daugh­ters and one son. They both lived long in Hong Kong until they passed away.

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December 18, 2003

A Look At Hong Kong Island

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With Kowloon in the back­ground on the other side of the water. Both sides of my fam­ily are cur­rently on the Kowloon side of Hong Kong. The tallest build­ing in all of Hong Kong is the one which stands out high­est in the pic­ture (86 floors).

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December 18, 2003

Seven Thousand Miles To Watch TV

Sometimes I notice com­mer­cials here that are very sim­i­lar to the ones in Canada. The new McDonalds “I’m Lovin’ It” mar­ket­ing cam­paign has reached as far as Beijing (although it’s Mandarin rap) and Hong Kong (with Cantonese lyrics). The com­mer­cials have been redone, but have the same look and feel as their North American coun­ter­parts. Even the cour­tesy warn­ings in the the­atres are the same, with the two Disney moose char­ac­ters from Brother Bear, although they speak Chinese. The Coke com­mer­cials are dif­fer­ent though, and have a much more dis­tinc­tive Asian flavour.

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December 18, 2003

Maybe It’s The Setting

There seems to be lots of cute girls in Hong Kong, although this might just be my recent lack of action speak­ing (that added to the whole cute phase I’ve been going through lately, such as WOAH ISOBEL WITH TIE). I’ve always been of the opin­ion that Chinese peo­ple are rarely attrac­tive, but the ones who are, are VERY attrac­tive, so this sort of changes everything.

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December 17, 2003

A Comfortable Fellow

I met one of the coolest, most out­spo­ken peo­ple the other day. He was a Chinese man, I’m guess­ing in his early 60’s, who was an asso­ciate of my uncle’s. Somehow, he kept thank­ing my uncle for favours with­out mak­ing things awk­ward (I’ve always been a ter­ri­ble thanker, which is part of the rea­son I’m hes­i­tant in receiv­ing gifts). He spoke with a boom­ing voice, and used English expres­sions mixed in with his Cantonese dia­logue, the way Russians would use French in the 1800’s.

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